Rapture Watch (Thanksgiving edition)
November 26, 2009
We have a new date for the Rapture:
Not much point in doing the holiday shopping (or hanging decorations) I guess. Then again, it’s the usual source with the usual chance of accuracy.
It is funny how his predictions are getting gradually more and more qualified. A few months ago he was shouting “The rapture is next week! This is it Doves! Prepare to meet the Lord!”
Now it’s just a possible date, based on “collaborating” evidence (is the evidence itself conspiring to cause the Rapture?), which he strongly believes.
Eventually he’ll learn the old psychic/clairvoyant trick of always making one’s prophecies vague enough that no matter how things turn out, you can interpret it as confirming your prophecy.
Dare I suggest it is a process of (natural) selection?