What are you doing still here?
October 20, 2009
By my calculations it is now just past sundown in Jerusalem on the last day of Tishri and you’re not supposed to be reading this. Or maybe you are and have noticed that some folks have disappeared. Or – more likely – absolutely nothing has happened.
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You put this post on timer, didn’t you? Just to piss of those of us who weren’t raptured.
It happened, but only the 144,000 true believers were taken up.
Everybody left–your faith just wasn’t up to snuff.
For all acts of prophesy, I’m keeping my eyes on Vegas. They usually have the best odds-makers. Though I don’t know what you’d win exactly if you successfully predicted the End of Days. Really cheap tix to a Broadway show?
It might be a test!
I mean, if you’re going to put in fake fossils, design everything so that it looks like evolution, but isnt, and flood the place a few times, you wouldnt just end it on cue now, would you?
How much plus or minus would you expect a fun loving god to build in, just to weed out those last few fence sitters…?
(Technically I am not posting this in Ireland so I should be blasphemy safe…?)
Oh no, it happened. Jesus just couldn’t find anyone who had followed his teachings, and when back to prepare for the Third Coming, instead.
Well, okay then, I guess I still have time.
It’s the gift that keeps on giving!
A few scrolls up also gives:
Daylight Savings Time is of the devil!
Hey, he’ll get it right, eventually. On a personal level, at least.