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Eh? Not quite.

September 22, 2009

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Despite reality slapping them in the face, the “doves” still proclaim that the end is nigh.

  1. Bob O’H
    September 22, 2009 at 10:38 pm | #1
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    Shit. And I missed it.

  2. John M. Lynch
    September 22, 2009 at 10:57 pm | #2
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    As we all did.

  3. The Ridger
    September 23, 2009 at 2:43 am | #3
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    Maybe it happened – but there was NO ONE worthy?

  4. Wes
    September 23, 2009 at 3:43 am | #4
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    IN SUMMARY, if The Rapture takes place on Rosh Hashanah 2009, then The Rapture will take place on or before (sunset) September 23, 2009 (Jerusalem Time), and after The Last Trump of Rosh Hashanah is blown!

    This is no drill!

    THIS IS IT DOVES!

    Get ready for YOUR wedding in Heaven!

    THEREFORE:

    THIS YEAR 2009, Rosh Hashanah:

    Begins at sundown on Sunday September 20th;

    And ends at nightfall on Tuesday September 22nd!

    If The Rapture takes place this year–

    This would put the Rapture date no later than sundown -

    (Jerusalem Time):
    September 23rd 2009!

    TIME IS SHORT!

    MAKE SURE YOU MAKE THE RAPTURE!!

    GO TO: THIS VIDEO,

    AND SAY THE SALVATION PRAYER!

    NOW!

    Oh, wait. Now we have til sundown today to be raptured. Good thing God rescheduled. I still have some time to do some fornicating before I give my soul to Christ.

  5. scripto
    September 23, 2009 at 4:26 am | #5
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    Hah! Hah! Told ya. Enjoy the Tribulation, suckers.*

    *this post has been automatically generated by Rapture Ready ™

  6. Ken McKnight
    September 23, 2009 at 4:50 pm | #6
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    Anybody remember “88 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Be in 1988″ by Edgar Whisenant, a former NASA engineer? He was really sure too.

  7. 386sx
    September 24, 2009 at 11:57 am | #7
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    Don’t worry folks, the prophecy has been fulfilled. The prophecy about the false prophets! Everything is still cool.

  8. Wes
    September 24, 2009 at 4:04 pm | #8
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    Looks like it was postponed again…

    THIS YEAR 2009, Rosh Hashanah:
    Begins at sundown on Sunday September 20th;

    And ends at nightfall on Tuesday September 22nd!
    If The Rapture takes place this year–

    This would put the Rapture date no later than sundown -

    (Jerusalem Time):

    October 18th 2009!

    (Last day of the month of Tishri)

    This is just too funny.

  9. DLC
    September 24, 2009 at 10:04 pm | #9
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    Time is Short! Time is Short! Time is Short!

    or, perhaps I should have just written it shorthand as
    (Time is short)^3 or.. Time Cubed.

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