From Fark.com:
Birthplace of Vespasian found, ending 2000 year debate over whether he was a Roman citizen or was in fact born in Kenya
And the first comment:
All I want to know is this: why won’t Vespasian release his long-scroll birth parchment?
(Original Vespasian story is here)
The comments – and the Parchment birth certificate – are excellent, and there is even a picture of a real Vespacian.