http://blog.jmlynch.org/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/ suffering under the sun Sat, 23 Jul 2011 23:46:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://blog.jmlynch.org/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/comment-page-1/#comment-1012 Mon, 07 Aug 2006 16:31:08 +0000 http://jmlynch.wordpress.com/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/#comment-1012 Their research is published in the premier journal of creationism (subscription and secret handshake required)–only certified members of the Discovery Institute are issued the magic spectacles necessary for reading.

]]> http://blog.jmlynch.org/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/comment-page-1/#comment-1011 Mon, 07 Aug 2006 00:50:06 +0000 http://jmlynch.wordpress.com/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/#comment-1011 DI is secretly funding teams of diggers who are scouring the planet looking for rabbit fossils.

]]> http://blog.jmlynch.org/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/comment-page-1/#comment-1010 Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:15:53 +0000 http://jmlynch.wordpress.com/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/#comment-1010 According to Merriam-Webster:
fableist : a teller or writer of fables : FABULIST
fabulist : (1) a creator or writer of fables especially that carry a moral lesson, (2)professional teller of tales, (3) an inventor of falsehoods : LIAR, PREVARICATOR
Ummmm.

]]> http://blog.jmlynch.org/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/comment-page-1/#comment-1009 Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:20:18 +0000 http://jmlynch.wordpress.com/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/#comment-1009 The crossword on Monday(?) used Ancient fabulist as the clue for AEsop. I don’t make any claims as to the accuracy.
Should we forward that story to the Templeton Foundation? I’m sure they’d be interested to find out that there exists an ID research program…

]]> http://blog.jmlynch.org/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/comment-page-1/#comment-1008 Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:57:18 +0000 http://jmlynch.wordpress.com/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/#comment-1008 Well, the truth is very simple. Paul Nelson is a liar. The DI is not funding any “research,” although any research they would fund would be “research.”
So, the “intelligent design” research, er, “research,” is secret because…because…because, oh yeah, if the Stupid Police found out they would all be arrested for Capital Stupidity.
That’s the way I see it.

]]> http://blog.jmlynch.org/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/comment-page-1/#comment-1007 Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:50:04 +0000 http://jmlynch.wordpress.com/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/#comment-1007 It’s the Manhattan Project of ID. That’s because the Waterloo Project didn’t turn out so well.

]]> http://blog.jmlynch.org/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/comment-page-1/#comment-1006 Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:45:02 +0000 http://jmlynch.wordpress.com/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/#comment-1006 Well this raises an interesting questino: fableist or fablist?
I’m sure any attempts to lift the cloak of secrecy would be a threat to national security.

]]> http://blog.jmlynch.org/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/comment-page-1/#comment-1005 Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:29:03 +0000 http://jmlynch.wordpress.com/2006/08/04/the_need_for_secrecy/#comment-1005 To: All DI Scientists and Researchers
Re: Proper use of new lab equipment
After the recent purchase and distribution of Oija Boards to all, it should be stressed that:
1. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is this to be revealed to the unitiated and uniformed masses.
2. Dr. Demski will have first crack at any numbers that are revealed.
3. All references to motors, flagella and bald guys is to be passed on to Dr. Behe.
4. All totally irrelevant stories will continue to be referred to Casey Luskin.
Please remember that we are here to Discover “You Know Who!”
God Bless Us, and may He destroy our enemies in painful fashion,
Please burn this memo immediately in the Atomic Incinerator, or burn in hell.

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