http://blog.jmlynch.org/2006/07/19/in_other_news/ suffering under the sun Sat, 23 Jul 2011 23:46:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://blog.jmlynch.org/2006/07/19/in_other_news/comment-page-1/#comment-832 Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:12:15 +0000 http://jmlynch.wordpress.com/2006/07/19/in_other_news/#comment-832 Why stop with the bears? God also told us when to stone our children to death, when to stone our spouses to death, when to stone people who wear unfashionable attire to death, when to kill this group and that group. But nowhere in the Bible does it say that men should be allowed to own guns.

]]> http://blog.jmlynch.org/2006/07/19/in_other_news/comment-page-1/#comment-831 Thu, 20 Jul 2006 02:38:20 +0000 http://jmlynch.wordpress.com/2006/07/19/in_other_news/#comment-831 Let’s play a little bit of switcheroo:
Rep. Mike Pence (R-IN): “I believe first, though, that child-killing bears should be protected because it wasn’t our idea. Several millennia ago, the words were written that children mocked Elisha for being bald, so he commanded wild bears to maul 42 of them. It wasn’t our idea. It was God’s idea.”
2 Kings 2: 24

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